Rebuttal of Cinderalla Moral

Please let me sum up the so-called moral of Cinderella. Beautiful women are rarely intelligent or nice. If a man can find a woman who just happens to be beautiful, intelligent, and nice it's most likely some other guys girl. So if somehow you're lucky enough to end up with such a girl, you should probably make sure she's been checked for STD's. Nothing ruins grace like a case of syphilis. Also, you really have to watch out for the witty, intelligent girls. Those are the ones that trick you to spending all your money on them and then running off with some other guy. Not only that, but the concept of the fairy god parent is very shaky. I'd be a little wearisome of getting set up with a girl by some other person, especially someone with magical powers (who knows what evil could ensue?). I believe that my life can have great events without the match maker making my match (tongue-twister). What is the fairy god parent anyway? Is it like the host of some dating reality t.v. show? Is the fairy god parent some mystical wingman? I don't know. The fairy god-parent seems a little sleazy to me. So anyway, here is the short, sweet, and real truth of the story. Moral: If your friend sets you up with a beautiful girl, make sure she won't infect you or steal your money. The end.




*Look for clues that this woman could be out for your money.















*Public Service Announcement making sure you consider who your "Cinderella" actually is.